Video: Passing Time, Passing Wind

Video: Must See TV for Overweight Poodles

We’re really not sure just what we could say about this clip and we’re not sure we want to make the effort to figure out just what we could say about this clip. Do you know why? Because, effort is for people with steady jobs who always have clean underwear to put on [...]

Video: Grin and Beer It

The one thing Hank and his friends lamented most about being sent back in time to the year 1990 was that their keenly honed senses of irony were lost on a culture that had yet to experience any of reality television or an Internet laden with the Brazilian-waxed crotches of celebrities. However, they had [...]

Video: Where Cartoons Go When They’re Sick

What wouldn’t we do for a friend? Not much. There are some things we wouldn’t do though: the kinds of things we’ve heard take place during long stretches at sea – things that happen between two or more men at the three-way intersection of sex, desperation and violence; acts that play out [...]

Video: Love is a B-tch

This clip needs my narrative blather to contextualize it like the water logged corpses of those drowned at sea need a ticker tape parade in the balmy August heat which is to say that this clip doesn’t really need my narrative blather – certainly not anymore than it needs some time out of the sun.
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Video: Car Vs. Motorcycle

This clip is the inspiration for a feature film currently in production starring Tommy Lee Jones as a tightly-wound pastry chef who must learn to love again when he meets a free spirited yoga instructor (Renée Zellweger) with a heart so big it is dwarfed only by the inoperable brain tumor that causes her to [...]

Video: As the Mighty Have Fallen, So Have the Schnooks

Co-hosts Ty and Julianna hadn’t had any respect for Kathy to begin with and watching her take what should have been a simple segment about a grape stomping contest – grape stomping! for the love of Joe – and throw it headlong into the sh-tter because she was trying to be funny like she’s always [...]

Video: Nintendo 64 Kid – A Virtuoso Performance

I’m tired of spending all of my time at a thankless job and I’m thinking of calling it quits. Before I do I’m giving just one child – you, Ethan – a chance to redeem all children in my eyes and show me that my work means something. If you succeed, Christmas will come again [...]

Video: Fergie Incites Brutality Against Children

If you’re pubescent, lack taste or – like us – are without an umbrella in a world that rains asinine drivel on you from it’s expansive asinine drivel duct, you will recognize the song playing in the background of this clip (listen real close) as, “Glamorous” by Fergie: a song that makes up for what [...]

Video: Throw It Already

Maybe it makes us bad people – that we wanted to see him blow his fingers clean off his hand; to fall to the ground painted Jackson Pollack-like with his own gore; to scream out to the chaos that rules from above as the searing pain of amputation introduces itself to his shell-shocked mind by [...]