Dearest Fanbase

 
It’s Monday and, as usual, Viral Idol is nursing a hangover with a mid-afternoon nap. Please check back later today as we hope to have a heaping new serving of something or other posted as soon as the vice clamping down on our frontal lobe chills out.

Snowflakes Made of Agony #1

Insecurity is Dale Earnhardt Jr. driving a car that is you to its limits in a race that is, ultimately, meaningless. However, you do get your picture taken if you win.