Rejected Things: Rejected Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans

Hillary Clinton: The kind of leader who is continually surprised by how much she loves to look in the mirror and say words with a long “o” sound. So surprised that sometimes it seems as if she doesn’t recognize her own reflection: that she is staring at a stranger who is just as shell-shocked [...]

Rejected Things: Rejected Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans

Hillary Clinton: The kind of leader who is not afraid to look into the faces of Americans and tell them her plan for a better tomorrow – unless the Americans whose faces she is looking into have faces that are devoid of skin and plagued with an infestation of parasitic worms that slither in and [...]

Rejected Things: Rejected Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogan

Hillary Clinton: The kind of leader that will look you in the eye before she eats your face right off your skull which is, we think, pretty damn noble and, maybe a good reason to overlook some core discrepancies in her voting record because, if you don’t, she will eat your face.
Reason(s) Rejected: Too long, [...]