Archive for the 'Giuliani' Category

Rejected Things: Rejected Rudy Giuliani Campaign Slogans

October 3, 2007

Rudy Giuliani: The kind of leader who is not afraid to tell people – using a mixture of words and hand gestures – that, as President, he would treat the threat of terrorism as if it were a massive 96 ounce steak and eat it with his bare hands – like a savage might – [...]

Rejected Things: Rejected Rudy Giuliani Campaign Slogans

September 19, 2007

Rudy Giuliani: The kind of leader that can kill birds simply by staring at them and willing their deaths with his mind but chooses not to because someone, somewhere would write him an angry letter about it so he just stares at the birds and imagines what it would be like to see them fall [...]