Barak Obama: Other candidates think that they are equipped to win a staring contest. They are not. Only Senator Obama has the experience, tenacity and bone-chilling gaze to triumph on that battlefield. His secret weapons are sheer will and determination – and also coffee. But not too much coffee. If [...]
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Rejected Things: Rejected Barak Obama Campaign Slogans
October 27, 2007Categories: Barak Obama, Politics, Rejected Things, Staring Contest
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Rejected Things: Rejected Barak Obama Campaign Slogan
October 10, 2007Barak Obama: The kind of leader who is not afraid to communicate complex ideas with just a look. Like, “Smell that? Yep, I farted. And, that smell is the smell of a brighter tomorrow – the pungent stink of hope: hope mixed with tuna fish. And, buttered popcorn too. Also, I [...]
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