Rejected Things: Rejected Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans
Hillary Clinton: The kind of leader who is continually surprised by how much she loves to look in the mirror and say words with a long “o” sound. So surprised that sometimes it seems as if she doesn’t recognize her own reflection: that she is staring at a stranger who is just as shell-shocked and in the same desperate need of a change of underpants.
Reason(s) rejected: Too long, incontinence is soft of terror
