Rejected Things: Rejected Mitt Romney Campaign Slogans

Mitt Romney: The kind of leader who will be as gentle as possible. All you need to do is hold still – as still as you can. But, remember not to tense up. Relax. If you’re nervous try to imagine yourself someplace warm and fun. When it’s all over America will [...]

Rejected Things: Rejected Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans

Hillary Clinton: The kind of leader who is continually surprised by how much she loves to look in the mirror and say words with a long “o” sound. So surprised that sometimes it seems as if she doesn’t recognize her own reflection: that she is staring at a stranger who is just as shell-shocked [...]

What I’d Like to See #1

What I’d like to see is a movie about the Irish Potato Famine of the mid-nineteenth century: the one that wiped out nearly a quarter of the country’s population. I know that may sound like a tearjerker in the making but it all depends on the treatment. A good director like Brett Ratner [...]