Rejected Things: Rejected Barak Obama Campaign Slogans

Barak Obama: Other candidates think that they are equipped to win a staring contest. They are not. Only Senator Obama has the experience, tenacity and bone-chilling gaze to triumph on that battlefield. His secret weapons are sheer will and determination – and also coffee. But not too much coffee. If he drinks too much coffee then Senator Obama will have to go to the bathroom very urgently and that will distract him from the business at hand: staring.
Reason(s) rejected: Too long, fails to incite hope for tomorrow
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