Video: Octopus Kills Shark for Bragging Rights
If you think life in a human prison is difficult then you should grow yourself a pair of gills and see just how well you fare under the sea. Trust me, brother: it’s not all swimming around in a circle for the rest of your life not realizing you’re just swimming around in a circle because you don’t have the cognitive capacity to know otherwise. That’s only part of it – the majority of it, really – but not all of it. There is also a part of it when an octopus smothers you to death while someone records the whole grizzly act and you’re staring at that someone recording the whole grizzly act like, “Hello! A little help!” but he just keeps filming.
