Rejected Things: Rejected Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans
Hillary Clinton: The kind of leader who is not afraid to look into the faces of Americans and tell them her plan for a better tomorrow – unless the Americans whose faces she is looking into have faces that are devoid of skin and plagued with an infestation of parasitic worms that slither in and out of the putrid mound of pus-caked gore that comprises what I am only generously calling “faces”. In those particular instances she is horrified.
Reason(s) rejected: Too long, might alienate worm-infested voting bloc
