I’m sorry. I haven’t been very good to you lately, baby. But, I’m going to change. You’ll see. Things are going to be so much better. I’m going to post every day – sometimes twice a day. We’re going to be so happy.
Archive for October, 2007
Movie Review: Eragon
October 31, 2007One thing is for sure: this movie would have been a lot cooler if instead of being about humans that ride dragons into battle it was about tiny, tiny humans that ride house cats into vats of cotton candy. That would be adorable. In any event, I’m not sure why a dragon needs a [...]
Daily-ish Doodle #19
October 28, 2007Video: Octopus Kills Shark for Bragging Rights
October 23, 2007If you think life in a human prison is difficult then you should grow yourself a pair of gills and see just how well you fare under the sea. Trust me, brother: it’s not all swimming around in a circle for the rest of your life not realizing you’re just swimming around in a [...]
Rejected Things: Rejected Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans
October 20, 2007Hillary Clinton: The kind of leader who is not afraid to look into the faces of Americans and tell them her plan for a better tomorrow – unless the Americans whose faces she is looking into have faces that are devoid of skin and plagued with an infestation of parasitic worms that slither in and [...]
Video: The Worst Job in Television Ever
October 17, 2007Video: Punch Drunk Love
October 16, 2007Ivan had seen all of those bumper stickers that read, “Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty” and had only taken them half to heart: the “random” and “senseless” half.
Rejected Things: Rejected Mitt Romney Campaign Slogans
October 15, 2007Mitt Romney: The kind of leader that is always either posing for the cover of a pizza box, playing that game where you try to get someone to look through a hole that you make with your fingers so that you can punch them in the arm, or giving a handjob to a tall, invisible [...]
