Viral Idol did not do a good job of prioritizing this weekend and look what happened: Viral Idol woke up with various parts of Viral Idol’s anatomy having been crudely shaved – parts that should never have been shaved, much less crudely. So, maybe less drinking and more posting is what’s in order. [...]
Archive for September, 2007
Video: Hairy Pussy Plays With Itself
September 28, 2007Unlike most animals, when corned, Jasper would not attack. Rather, she would masturbate lackadaisically to any kind of music that might be playing. Typically, with Serena it would be some sort of moody Brit pop performed by the pallid, brooding young men adorning the walls of her room; young men who, it seemed [...]
Rejected Things: Rejected Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogan
September 28, 2007Hillary Clinton: The kind of leader that will look you in the eye before she eats your face right off your skull which is, we think, pretty damn noble and, maybe a good reason to overlook some core discrepancies in her voting record because, if you don’t, she will eat your face.
Reason(s) Rejected: Too long, [...]
Daily-ish Doodle #16
September 28, 2007Soundtrack: Ben Folds Five, “Whatever & Ever Amen”
Rejected Things: Rejected Olive Garden Slogan #4
September 27, 2007Olive Garden: Metaphorically speaking, if the world is a bar at last call and restaurants are the women in that bar, then we are just fine with our place as the woman in that bar wearing a denim mini-skirt and a Whitesnake tee shirt with a ton of makeup caked on her face; makeup that [...]
Video: Some Things Don’t Kneed a Laugh Track
September 25, 2007Two Guys, a Girl and One Other Girl Who Appears With Her Back to the Camera For Just a Second at the Very End in What Looks Like a Gymnasium or Something, was a short-lived Spanish language sitcom that smashed its knee into the face of convention and then watched convention crumble to the ground [...]
Rejected Things: Rejected Mitt Romney Campaign Slogans
September 25, 2007Mitt Romney: The kind of leader that understands that the greatest threat to freedom is the menace of huge breasts and, is unafraid to describe to people – using a mixture of words and hand gestures – what huge breasts look like in the hope that those people will then recognize a huge pair of [...]
Daily-ish Doodle #15
September 24, 2007Soundtrack: Wolfmother, “Wolfmother”
Video: An Exploding Whale Tale
September 24, 2007What does it say about a society when they deal with a beached-whale’s carcass by filling it with high-powered explosives? I think it says, “We are not a society that is willing to tolerate a beached-whale’s carcass.” But, to my detriment, I have always been too literal. And, that, in a nutshell, [...]
