His parents had a dream that he would someday devote himself to the cause of world peace and they allowed themselves to believe that his choice to make videos of walruses masturbating for a living was the fruition of that dream – even though they knew in their hearts it wasn’t – and, tragically, it [...]
Archive for May, 2007
Video: A Sad, Walrus-Related Story
May 5, 2007Daily-ish Doodle #4
May 5, 2007Soundtrack: Joe Satriani, “Crystal Planet”
Video: Best Wendy’s Commercial Ever
May 4, 2007A concession: I find David Hasselhoff completely disinteresting in any incarnation. Even one where he drools errantly, wrestles with the dynamics of a big, juicy burger and puts the final nail in the coffin that is to be his daughter’s lifelong stint on a therapist’s sofa. That said this isn’t about me. It’s about you [...]
Video: A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
May 3, 2007Stacey “Fergie” Ferguson is like a well-prepared tuna steak in that if you only see the seared outside you are missing all of the rawness just below the surface. Indeed this early clip from Disney’s “Kids Incorporated!” makes it easy to see where the devil-may-give-a-fuck attitude that she has parlayed into oodles of street [...]
Video: F-ck!
May 2, 2007You can only really start to appreciate this clip if you play it on a loop at work and allow yourself to be swept away by the ceaseless stream of profanity despite – or rather in spite of – the objections of your co-workers and, eventually, reprimands from your superiors and, finally, being asked [...]
Daily-ish Doodle #3
May 2, 2007Soundtrack: Lima Charlie, “More Medication Please”
Crazy or Crazy Like a Fox on Crazy Juice?
May 2, 2007They say that the road to federal prison is paved with the best of intentions and I think this clip is proof that they also pave that road with mullets, partial nudity and a bottomless pit of stifled rage.
